A father once asked the bright eyed young man who had come to propose marriage with his daughter
"Do you have enough means to support a family?"
Pat came the reply
"No sir. I can only support your daughter. The rest of you will have to care of yourselves." by Robert Prochnov
WAR WOULD END IF THE DEAD COULD RETURN
Stanley Baldwin by Prochnovs
Smart parrot
A man bought a parrot and was inducing it to speak.
Man: HEllo...hello..
,the parrot raised one sleepy eye and commented:
What's the matter..line busy?
(from Herbert. V. PRochnov) by Quotations for all occasions